Rooney, or should we say Bond, has been promoted from merely a tame, somewhat predictable goalscoring hero for Manchester United and England, and instead now spends his days infiltrating hair ...

Wayne Rooney wouldn't be many people's tip to become a super spy, with subtlety not being one of his noted attributes. And a new parody trailer seems to agree with that as it dubs the Man United and ...

He's left defences shaken and stirred for over a decade, so this was a natural role for Wayne Rooney. Take the best bits from the trailer for the new James Bond film Skyfall and, with all the genius ...